May 2013
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jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
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holyposeidon:
the constant fear of labeling someone as your best friend because they probably don’t feel the same way because no one ever likes you as much as you like them
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internetexplorers:
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
